🎓 Flourish University ranked #1 in "Institutions Founded at 2am on a Tuesday" •
🏆 Streaking Team UNDEFEATED — 7th consecutive year •
📚 "Advanced Napping 401" waitlist: 200 deep •
🍕 Dining hall serving Frank's Famous Casserole — AGAIN •
🎵 Earmuffs optional for Prof. Beanie's lectures •
3 Seasons · 22 Episodes · 0 Noise Complaints Resolved
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Blue Sings the Alma Mater
Blue volunteers to write the school song. The second verse is still being processed by several attendees.