🎓 Flourish University ranked #1 in "Institutions Founded at 2am on a Tuesday" •
🏆 Streaking Team UNDEFEATED — 7th consecutive year •
📚 "Advanced Napping 401" waitlist: 200 deep •
🍕 Dining hall serving Frank's Famous Casserole — AGAIN •
🎵 Earmuffs optional for Prof. Beanie's lectures •
Academic Catalog · Current Year · Vibe-Based Grading
Our Curriculum
Rigorous coursework. Flexible attendance. Lawn chair required. All courses meet Fridays and/or whenever Frank feels "academically motivated."
📋 Academic Catalog — Flourish University
Prerequisites are merely suggestions. Grading is on a vibe-based scale. Degrees are awarded when the committee feels "the time is right." The committee is Frank.
🧠 Department of Life Sciences & Social Dynamics
| Code | Course Title | Description | Cr. |
|---|---|---|---|
| LS 101 | Introduction to Social Situations Required | Foundational survey of how humans interact at parties, BBQs, and cul-de-sac gatherings. Emphasis on entry timing, exit strategy, and the art of the "one more hour." | 3 |
| LS 204 | Advanced Napping: Theory & Practice | The restorative science of napping — power naps, couch-to-recliner transitions, and post-lecture recovery. Lab includes a 45-minute supervised nap. | 2 |
⚖️ Department of Law & "I'm Pretty Sure That's Legal"
| Code | Course Title | Description | Cr. |
|---|---|---|---|
| LAW 101 | Contracts: When a Handshake Isn't Enough Required | Verbal contracts made after 11pm and whether they hold up in court. Spoiler: sometimes. | 3 |